A message to those who follow me.

Ali, hannah, and everyone else who follow me (with or without my knowing :p) I've decided that I'm moving to tumblr. I'll be discontinuing this blog, but I'll keep my blogger account so I can still keep up with y'all.
Thanks.

Tumblr?

I'm going to set up a tumblr account, website, thing...because my friend Ilana preached to me how much better it is than blogger. We shall see, won't we?

Illustration!

BOOK BY BOOK: the making of a monkey man from Jarrett Krosoczka on Vimeo.

It scares me just a bit that I know or have heard of 75% of the people in here. Jarrett Krosoczka does what I do! I could draw, but why not go on the internet instead? XD

Brian

I like the life of brian now. That I've seen it, I mean. Didn't really expect the level of nudity, but...meh..wasn't too bad.


Alwaaaayys look ooon the briiiiight sii-iide of life...Always loook onnn the briiight sii-iide of death...
:] it was hilarious.

It's a natural history.

It's a natural history, my friends, purely natural. Perhaps it is a natural history of the UNnatural, so to speak. Dump the chemicals in there, mix it all up, I'm sure it'll do no harm. Just let it sit for a few decades and it'll be perfectly safe, I assure you! No, Ma'am, I'm sure your five limbed child was not a result of building your home on this property! It's them darn people..puttin' somethin in yer genes. Ain't my fault.

I Don't Know...

I feel..well..have felt that that I've been walking in on something I shouldn't have. For years now. Something sacred, something that the people have shared and had together for years before I came, and will continue long after I've gone out of their lives, my tail between my legs. Maybe if I had grown up where they had, done what they did I could share in it, but if I had I would not be the person I am now. Guess I'm just being paranoid. Maybe things aren't really what I make them out to be. It's just, I've always felt this way about people my whole life.

Ember.

I watched City of Ember about half an hour ago. I'm just so fascinated with the concept...a city underground. Simple robots and whatnot. I'm sure Emberish things will be occupying my sketchbook for a while, lol. Giant rats, and giant cats, more lightbulbs than you can count...generators, V.I.B's (Very Important Boxes). I suppose I'll have to read the books first. Maybe someday. *laziness*

Jesii.

Put this together Tuesday, because I was very sick, and very bored. I call it, "Return of the Jesii". The star wars pun very intended. Maybe one of my better attempts at collage. Sorry Ali, I tried to find a pineapple :]. Dang fruits get away from me every time...

Stephie's B-Day Present

Well, a few weeks ago Stephanie told me her birthday was monday, so I promised her a gift. A pritee drawerering. The picture is blurry, because I was in a hurry. And on a sugar high. I talked with her, and was told that she loves it! That makes me feel warm inside like fresh buttered toast that just fell on a linty floor.

I love british comedy...

If ever, through some terrible, hideous twist of fate, I must teach a sex-ed class, this is the video I shall show.

Maybe Tomorrow

Yes. I know. I changed the name of the blog. AGAIN. I don't really feel like typing up my squidbaby poem, so I'll probably do it tomorrow. I'm lazy. Sometimes. I've subscribed to some new podcasts, because I like podcasts, and they give me something new to listen to when I paint or draw. I'll try to put new posts on here at least once a week, so do what you have to to get me to do it. You know, poke me in the eyes, jab me with sticks, threaten me with blunt, shiny objects. That stuff.

Sorry for my blogging neglect...I've been busy with school and art stuff and various other things. In other news, I've written a very bad poem all about tentacle rape and squidbabies. I shall post it sometime.